In the news today

"Teen inflates 213 balloons with his nose"

No...I couldn't do it, but to quote a popular JJJ radio presenter, "THAT'S NOT NEWS!"

"Japan's whaling fleet returned to port as authorities prepared to launch an investigation into forceful harassment by activists in Antarctic waters."

Ok, but what about the fleet's "forceful harassment" of the whales?

"Nelson confident of leadership"

As if he'd say "well no, I'm not that confident really...", but come on, the man has a 9% approval rating, how confident can we expect him to be? John Howard has offered to help him out a bit, but considering the condition in which he left office, I don't see how much help he is going to be.

"Lonely Planet Guide "Made Up"

So what else is new?

"No results two weeks after Zimbabwe poll"

I don't think anyone's really surprised by this one.

Until next time...